Action Stars Wedding Couple

Welcome to Our Wedding.

Gifts are mandatory, your presence is optional.

Choose Your Salami Tier

Our Story

How we survived the system.

Aunties Intervened

The RISHTA hunt began. Resumes were exchanged, chai was spilled, and heights were critically analyzed.

The Interrogation (Net Worth Check)

Uncle verified the property deeds, offshore accounts, and ensured the generational wealth was intact.

The Compromise

We finally agreed. Love is temporary, but gold sets are forever.

Salami Tiers

Pay-to-play wedding access. Choose wisely.

Sad Teacup

Basic RSVP

Rs. 1K - 5K

  • One cup of tea
  • Handshake (from a distance)
  • No Biryani
Select Basic
Gold Brick

God Tier

Rs. 50K+

  • Stage access
  • DJ requests
  • Front-row parking
Select God Tier

Desi Registry

Help us survive the inflation.

Glowing Electricity Meter

K-Electric Bill Sponsor

Fund our air conditioning for the next 3 months so we don't melt.

Shiny Jetski

Maldives Jet Ski Fund

Because going to Murree for the honeymoon is just too mainstream.

Therapy Brain

Therapy Fund

To recover from the inevitable joint family system trauma.

RSVP

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